Nick asked me if he could use my famous three-floor funnel to reshoot a scene for the Faceless promo video. Now I had a quiet evening lined up that I wasn't eager to sacrifice, but I agreed. Well he came over and I don't know whether the fates conspired or what, but before I knew it I was on my knees funneling 35 feet of old Milwaukee while my roommates fought over who was next. I guess you might say things escalated quickly. One of my girls, an amateur funneler, didn't know how to work the funnel, and so I told her to open her throat as though she were sucking a dick. A sparkle in her eye told me she knew exactly what I was talking about. That girl wrapped her lips around that 35 foot hose and sucked three floors of beer out of it like a seasoned pro. I don't know what to say except that it was magical. Turns out, we all got pretty fucked, and my lame night turned into an impromptu gongshow. If things get this out of hand just shooting the promo video, I don't know what kind of shit is going to go down on the day of the event. March 31, watch out.
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